children of the stars: beahbeah: cover letters are a serious bummer to write, and i used to...

beahbeah:

cover letters are a serious bummer to write, and i used to OBSESS over writing a detailed, in depth cover letter painstakingly tailored to every job i applied to, with anecdotes and reasons i was the fuckin best for the job and all that shit

and that was exhausting, so i wrote a…

fernacular:

lumeina:

nightmareloki:

gokuma:

robofillet:

yes im a boy

yes i knit things

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

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I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!


He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

the-concept-of-stump-fucking:

happy birthday you cheeky monkey ilu

pro tip: if you havent done it already, read his autobiography. one of the most honest books ever. and naturally, hilarious.

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: cineraria]

Halp! There are cats stuck in my computer!

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: cineraria]

Halp! There are cats stuck in my computer!

bookshelfporn:

‘tsundoku’ - the Japanese word for buying books & not reading them, leaving them to pile up.

bookshelfporn:

‘tsundoku’ - the Japanese word for buying books & not reading them, leaving them to pile up.

I’m not a gynaecologist but I know a cunt when I see one.

Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.

The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.

I am not leaving the indoors on Saturday. Sorry Pancakes, but based on how the pollen is kicking me in the face today, I might die walking you on Saturday.

I am not leaving the indoors on Saturday. Sorry Pancakes, but based on how the pollen is kicking me in the face today, I might die walking you on Saturday.

I’m gob smacked.

nocturnevulgaire:

always-and-forever-analbeads:

auberginebreeze:

garconniere:

The Shirt by Shelley Niro, 2003.

Niro’s work consists of a connecting series of photographs that should be read together as a whole narrative. The images are set in a pastoral landscape, and each subsequent photograph offers an increasingly incisive statement on the colonization of the land that once belonged to aboriginal peoples.

Shelly Niro was born in Niagara Falls, NY in 1954. She is a member of the Mohawk Nation, Iroquois Confederacy, Turtle Clan, Six Nations Reserve. She is currently based in Brantford, Ontario, and works in a variety of media, including beadwork, painting, photography, and film. (via virtual museum)

here’s the full one!! :)

fuck. the last two pictures.

This is amazing.

Now it’s officially home; welcome back, Betty.

Now it’s officially home; welcome back, Betty.